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Good morning MONEY req-ers,

You are awake, so expect more Trump tariffs coming your way.

As if the 3% inflation and soaring egg prices weren’t painful enough.

At least we know we are in good hands and captain Elon is here to save the day (and have fun while doing it, Harry Bölz anyone).